Thursday, June 15, 2006

The Perfect Malaysia

If it all works out for Perak Mufti Datuk Seri Harussani Zakaria, in the year 2020(or earlier), all those with AIDS and Avian influenza will be cast away on an island to ensure they do not infect others.(Marina Mahathir might have to go along because she works closely with the AIDS foundation-Dr.M wont be too happy)

And all those who have insulted Islam would be dead or living in fear of being killed because his office ran a survey on how best to react to those who insult Islam and the first option on the list was "Hunt them down and kill them or wage war against them."

And there will be no such thing as Kongsi Raya as that could erode the faith of Muslims and lead to blasphemy.

Right. That in turn will be the PERFECT Malaysia.

What would Malaysia do without the Ulama Conference Working Group Chairman?

The Muslims will all spiral into blasphemy and become apostates by celebrating Valentine's Day. I guess there will include another 3 reasons to include in the "55 sebab mengapa wanita Islam akan masuk ke Neraka" (Lelaki Islam are above this list-lucky them!) As to how I stumble upon the book, that calls for another blog and all its lurid details!

And what about the Non-Muslims? I guess we will just have to celebrate CNY, Deepavali and Christmas by ourselves. I will definitely not be inviting any of my Muslim friends because I dont want to be seen to be encouraging blasphemy!(the horror!) and I think hotels and restaurants should have signs during Valentine's Day forbidding Muslims from entering and GOD FORBID celebrate the day of Love. (Actually, its debatable what Valentine's Day is all about but its about love for chrissakes)

Ok, let us all get together and form our own list of stupid things to make public!

No.1- what do we do with Mufti's and their stupid ideas?
Hunt them down and kill them!
Wage war against them!

No.2- what do we do with Mufti's and their stupid ideas...
oh wait, I already asked that.

Damn. Those stupids are infectious.

4 comments:

kong yoke said...

i don't comment often but i come in to read your blog all the time...i hope you'll update everyday.

this is better than reading the news.

kong yoke said...

and i just realised i sounded like some spam comment.

all i need is the "to enlarge your penis, click here" link at the end.

harrylee said...

Got to know your blog from Kim. I think what you have said probably really reflects the pent up frustration about our country that most people feel (or at least that I feel ) about our country (or what's left of it).

Anyways nice to hear to a different opinion, a more real opinion on issues that are happening in Malaysia. Surely beats the comments that comes up from the yes-men of the Malaysian press. Keep blogging.

harrylee said...

On this topic. It is a really typical thing that happens in Malaysia. Somebody says something controversial (most of the time silly), appears in newspaper, sparks a debate (and people starts blogging about it ... hahaha), PM comes in to try to clear the mess, hopefully people forget about it until another somebody says something controversial (and silly) again.

There are so many things that we should be thinking about (economic development?) and yet when these issues pop out, they draw away the attention of the nation. Such unnecessary distraction which happens again and again. Can we achieve vision 2020? Hhmmm ...